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Psyduck Coffee Table

A glass-topped sculptural table you can actually use. Large-scale, hand-finished, and built to last.

Introductory Price · Limited to First 5 Orders £250

Standard price £350

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Height 51 cm (to glass top)
Width 45 cm
Depth 62 cm
Lead Time Made to order
Internally reinforced with metal rods for structural integrity
Hand-sanded, primed, painted, and clear-coated
Each piece takes weeks of work from start to finish
Statement Piece: sculptural showpiece with a small flat surface for your most treasured objects
Functional Coffee Table: includes a tempered glass top with enough surface area for friends and family
Free UK shipping · 2–4 week lead time · Shipping info
Wide lifestyle shot — Psyduck table in a living room
or gaming setup, showing scale and context
Close-up detail shot —
face / expression / paint finish

Not Just Furniture.
A Statement.

This isn't a novelty. It's a coffee table that happens to look like a sculpture. The kind of thing people photograph before they even sit down.

Build process photo —
raw printed parts or assembly stage

Weeks of Craft in
Every Piece

16+ precision-fit printed parts, bonded with structural filler, sanded through multiple grits, primed, painted, and sealed with layers of clear coat.

Finish close-up —
paint / clear coat sheen / glass detail

Smooth to the Touch.
Built to Last.

Multiple coats of primer, paint, and clear lacquer build up a smooth, durable surface. You wouldn't know it started as filament.

From Filament to Furniture

Same process, same order, every time. There's no shortcut that doesn't show up in the finish.

01

Print

16+ precision-fit parts printed across multiple days

02

Bond

Structural filler and metal rod reinforcement

03

Smooth

Skim coat, then sanded through 120 to 600+ grit

04

Prime

High-build filler primer for final surface prep

05

Paint

Spray, airbrush, and brush for fine details

06

Seal

3–4 coats of clear lacquer, cured over days

The Details

Dimensions

63 cm H (51 cm to glass) × 45 cm W × 62 cm D

Construction

16+ 3D-printed parts, metal rod reinforcement

Material

Bambu Matte PLA, structural filler, glass top

Finish

Hand-sanded, primed, painted, multi-coat clear lacquer

Lead Time

Made to order. Allow several weeks for production

Glass Top

50 cm diameter tempered glass (optional)

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